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what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
"Hey remember that time you…"
Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
Come back here, son
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
I bet those two are couple now..
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
if you have nothing good to say say it
i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies